Ruminations  Ponderances...

Mom thinks she knows everything, but I gotta confess she was right 
about the cheese-fondue-in-the-pocket thing.

My 5-year-old daughter was asked by her teacher what her father does, 
and she replied, "Whatever my Mom tells him to."

My son told his teacher the Indians could not possibly have served  
popcorn to the Pilgrims at the first Thanksgiving because they didn't 
have microwave ovens.

If the president of the USA has to be a natural-born citizen, could a
test-tube baby ever be president?

Is your holier side your altar ego?

I need someone to refresh my memory. How many cars are allowed 
through an intersection after the light turns red? Is it three or  five?

Is it just me, or have things really improved since my calls to 
customer service reps started being recorded?

What's dumber, expecting educators to be entertaining, or expecting 
entertainment to be educational?

When your dreams turn to dust, it's time to vacuum.
   and I am vacuuming................